The autocorrect origins of this one should be obvious to anyone with an iPhone. This one is available in my Etsy store.
I’ve made up my own version of Pinocchio’s song and sing it more than I should probably admit to. So it seemed natural to make this pattern. This is 1 of the few I’ve kept for myself.
And speaking of F-bombs these are available on Etsy. The green sold, but the 2 on the right are still available.
And this last one was another gift for a friend, a quote from the delightfully profane Chuck Wendig.